The dentist makes me throw up.
Little girl went to the dentist today. She thought it was enjoyable.
I went to the dentist on Tuesday and I definitely did not think it was enjoyable .
Little girl got a sticker and a balloon.
I didn't get a sticker or a balloon.
I think there is a conspiracy.
I think the dentist likes the little girl better. He should like me better because I'm paying him more. (for the record, I like little girl better as well.)
(by the way, never been more nervous in my entire life. serious. My entire life. I almost threw up, or passed out, or both. Not my idea of a good activity.)
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Ok, do I need to remind you of all your 3 scary pregnancies and you were afraid of the dentist?!? Who gives you laughing gas, numbs everything so nothing hurts, etc. Hello! You've got to remember you've been through worse woman -
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